all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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