yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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