is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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