i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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