you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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