We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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