Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
FUCK WHALES
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