I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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