I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I still have a little drunk in my system
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
