Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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