Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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