Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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