i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
We need to feng shui this bitch.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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