Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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