Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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