new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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