ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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