Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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