I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Randomize
