Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
