break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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