i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
one two three fourrrrnication!
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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