Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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