morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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