is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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