Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
