dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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