Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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