I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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