Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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