John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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