I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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