dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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