That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I am naked and annoyed.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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