Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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