do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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