ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just cropdusted the office
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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