Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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