? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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