If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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