Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You need Xanax blowdarts
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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