We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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