Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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