Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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