Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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