is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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