one might say we're banned from that church
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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