why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
