The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
