why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I love you.
Bad choice
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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