Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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