But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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