who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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