I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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