id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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