I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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