I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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